25 July 2005

Comment Spam

It appears that Hungbunny has been having a problem with comment spam and could use some input.

I haven’t had a problem with comment spam (or, indeed, comments in general) since someone started a silly rumour about me removing spammers’ kidneys and selling them on eBay.

I know, I know! How ridiculous! Everyone knows that one may not sell human organs on eBay.

I had to flog them from a pushcart in Manhattan.

Anyhoo, the police asked me what I was doing with a bag of human kidneys, and I told them I was a performance artist.

It seems they see this sort of thing all the time. They introduced me to a Soho gallery owner, and now my bag of kidneys is hanging in the foyer of one of Trump’s buildings.

True story!

And that's the way I likes it.