25 October 2005

Mad Clown Disease

I love autumn. I love the turning of the leaves, the crispness in the air. I love the fact that this autumn brought me a better internet connection.

Oh, sure, there was nothing inherently wrong with porn from my 56K modem, but high speed porn from a satellite; space porn, is sweet, sweet porn indeed.

However, there is a darker side to this fall that ties into another harbinger of autumn; the annual southern migration of the vast herds of Canada Hippies.

Now hippies are not aggressive creatures, in fact, the only know hippy attacks occur when the victim is mistaken for a bag of tight, sticky bud and set alight. The real threat arises in a disease that they carry; Mad Clown Disease.

Now, I have already found evidence of this insidious brain wasting disease in the Canada clown population. There is a hippy Canadian clown called “Ropey the clown” (No, I am not going to link to him, he caters to people with “adult clown fantasies …”). I shudder to think what would happen should our domestic hippy herds get exposed to this awful disease.

I mean, if this type of spongiform encephalopathic disease were to eat away half of some poor aging hippy’s brain, he would run a terrible risk of ending up in public office.

Update! It turns out that Ropey the clown is Californian, not Canadian. I know, Iknow, what's the difference? Well one of them has some slathering wierdos in their population and the other tends to have a few more polite Canadian types in the mix. Apparently, it all depends on the season.

UPDATE !! The situation is worse than I thought. There are whole colonies of these Hippy clowns out there. Alert Arlington Copely Hynes, and send
Arnold your guns. He's gonna need them.

And that's the way I likes it.