06 October 2005

O tempora, o mores!

What sort of depraved vulgarian would be so crass as to give an overly informative blow-by-blow description of his colonic infestation?

Well, me, of course. However, this has all changed, thanks to a massive infusion of tinidazole. Today the dam held. The town is saved. No more poo blogging. My world no longer revolves around my gigantic arse.

And a good thing too; it was a decaying orbit.

And that's the way I likes it.