29 October 2005

Oh, dear Lord. Not again.

Putz and Flash are here this weekend to tailgate and go to the game. Last night after consuming enough alcohol to power a V2, we went to the area's only Michelin rated restaurant.

Whilst dining, the Putz arose, and announced in loud song:

"IIII'm OFF to drain my lizard!
My Wonderful Lizard of love!
Because, because, because, because, Becaaause!
Because of all the wonderful things it does!"

He finished with a flourish, spun on his heel and plowed head first into an eighteenth century oak pillar.

Five to one says he gets arrested this weekend, although I have to warn you if anyone does take the bet, I'll be egging him on.

And that's the way I likes it.