03 November 2005

A Sticking Point.

“Slaby said O'Toole waited until he fell asleep and glued his penis to his stomach, glued his testicle to his leg and glued the cheeks of his buttocks together.

Then came the nail polish.”

This time, I had nothing to do with it. Honest, yer Honour!

It seems that this sort of thing is becoming quite trendy in our neck of the woods. What I’d really like to know, is how one can have one’s privy bits, both fore and aft, welded together, without awakening.

I know that if I were sleeping with a jealous ex-girlfriend, I would certainly keep a little better track of my genitalia.


More glue related mayhem. Have you ever seen anything like this before? Well, actually, I'm sure you have, but was it framed?

And that's the way I likes it.