01 February 2006


What do you say about a man that stands in a wading pool of mayonnaise screaming “YOU SHALL DRINK THE BLACK SPERM OF MY VENGEANCE!”

Well, other than “I wish I’d thought of that phrase...” and “Mark my words, some day that man shall be President!”

Seriously, who better to have their finger poised above the doomsday button?

Diplomacy, be damned, (er, more damned; sorry W) we’re talking some major respect here. There’s nothing like a mayo clad president to bring Kim Jung Il and his ilk to the bargaining table.

TonyT: Proving once again, that there’s more to him than just flogging sense into yoblets with cat-o’-nine tails and incomprehensible Aussie sports talk.

And that's the way I likes it.