14 March 2006

Choosing the burrito that is right for YOU!

I was cleaning my office this morning…I know, I know! Trust me, it won’t happen again. But at the time, our T1 was down so I could not perform my usual arduous work-a-day tasks like Sudoku and porn surfing.

Anyway, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted? Ah yes; I was cleaning my office and I found a sticky note message to myself.

This is not unusual. I send notes to myself all the time; “Pick up the cleaning”, "Fix the cat", “get bread and milk”, “If Bob doesn’t shut up I swear to God I’ll strangle the SOB”. Normal, mundane messages.

So normal and mundane that I usually just leave them up year round as I usually have cleaning / milk & bread pick-up / Cat-fixing / Bob-strangling duties to perform each week. But this note was different. It stated (in my hand writing, no less):

“Choosing the burrito that is right for YOU!

This must have had some meaning to me at some time, but I’ll be buggered if I can remember what it was.

And I’d think I’d remember it. Personal burrito specifications are far enough outside of my daily purview that I really ought to recall it. Perhaps I was going to write a paper on "Burrito Specs and Acceptance Criteria" for the Mexican Journal of Dyspepsia. Or, perhaps one of the girthier programmers was ambling by. Who knows? It's a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla.

I’ve got absolutely no idea. Can any of you lot shed some light on this?

And that's the way I likes it.