07 April 2006

Feed a fever, starve a cold,

Drown an accountant, drive a stake through the heart of a lawyer.

Well, that last line is just silly. I’d never advocate harm towards a human, so the accountant, despite being a crashing bore, was let go.

The lawyer, on the other hand, had it coming. I kept warning people that he was a vampire, but they all laughed at me. “Nonsense!” They said. “There are no such things as vampires!”

The implication was that I am some sort of lunatic. Honestly, they looked at me as if I was a gibbering, drooling maniac. Well, I showed them!

I drove a stake through the lawyer's heart, and he died.

Mark my words, they'll listen next time.

And that's the way I likes it.