26 September 2006

Salmonella baaad

Salmonella, despite its name is not a little salmon. In fact no salmon could possibly swim upstream against the raging torrent of effluent produced from a variety of orifices.

I would like to make a couple of helpful observations vis-à-vis salmonella:

1. Coach class W.C.s on trans continental airliners are not equipped to handle that sort of flux, and:

2. Perhaps the US Airways stewardii shall believe me next time I tell them I need something larger in form of an air-sickness bag. My argument was forceful, compelling and most likely permanently staining.

Anyway, I'm back in the States and am finally enjoying foods that do not come via an IV drip.

And that's the way I likes it.